What are you waiting for?

I waited six hours,

to buy my concert tickets,

but in the wrong line.

Harrison Ford

Indiana Jones.

The man is invincible.

Survives plane crashes.

You're fired!

This time it's my fault,
I forgot to tell my boss
about the gas leak!

A mother's discovery

Pickles, pickles fall
on the floor and down the wall.
No more indoor sports!

Backyard baseball

In the scheme of things,
people should not be angry
about broken glass!