Still living at home

My dad once told me
son, you need to get a job.
That was long ago...

Life plan

Don't judge a rich man
because he has more money.
Just date his daughter!

Personal Loan

I don't remember
the last time that I've seen you.
Where's my hundred bucks?

Oh, well

I would gladly give
a penny for all your thoughts.
But sorry, I'm broke.